Young Animal Champion Pillows

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Cat Show

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"The Nominees"

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Doggy Bites

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"It's not any better up our way, either."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Best in Heat.

Melting North Pole

"I've got a pulse!"

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

Dog show success

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

Poker Moms

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.

'For someone on the verge of extinction he looks surprisingly well.'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

'Mr Kilborn of the firm Kilborn, Schmitt and Rauth, says I can keep him.'

Cat show success.

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"