Small Breed Champion Pillows

No ugly pets allowed.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I've got a pulse!"

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

"Believe me, I voted for a small dog."

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

Small business nurturing employee health insurance.

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

Poker Moms

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.

'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'

"I'm terrible with names, and even worse with faces."

'Clarence, it's always an inspiration to see you playing with pain.'