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'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

Self-employed.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'We are from the F.B.L.'

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

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My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

"As part of our commitment to small business, we are willing to lend you your bus fare home."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Pop."

Small business nurturing employee health insurance.

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

'It's delicious, but I'm still going to disallow your home office.'