Mini Champion Pillows

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Soccer kids texting

I rule by fear.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

Boy holding football.

"The kid's a natural."

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

Formula One kids road rage

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

'It has a driver's airbag and forward and rear crumple zones.'

'We don't need our own stand. Just have your mom buy all the lemons at the store so we've cornered the market and can name our price!'

Boy holding power doesn't want to share.

"I'm bringing litigation against everyone who is responsible for my overly demanding socialization."

No ugly pets allowed.

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'