Mini Campaigner Pillows

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Palin 2012

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

Tony Blair

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',