Tiny Campaigner Pillows

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Save the unicorn.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"I tested very high in playing."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

Vote

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.