Tiny Environmentalist Pillows

"I went electric a long time ago."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

Trump to Build Wall

"We've made a few changes."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Cactus Huggers

Food Chain Gang

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

North Pole with Sundial.

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

Two trees being cut down, their roots hold each other for support.