Tiny Vegetarian Advocate Pillows

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Vegetarian Birds

"Is there a vegan option?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

Heart Disease Menu

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Always eat your broccoli."

No Dogs Allowed

The day the salad got tossed

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

Go Veggie...

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Free Range / Deranged

You are what you eat.

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

"The vet wants me to go vegan so it's going to be catch and release for a while."

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

'I don't think you people have seriously considered the benefits of vegetarianism.'