Thoughtful Vegetarian Pillows

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

Queen of Quinoa

Vegetarian Birds

Give quiche a chance!

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Your life is in great danger...

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Free Range / Deranged

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"Butcher!"

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."

'I just stopped by to tell you how much I hate you.'

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

'I was very clear when I ordered. I'm a vegetarian, no worm toppings!'

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'