Future Vegetarian Pillows

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Kid cries when he sees a butcher's shop.

Queen of Quinoa

Vegetarian Birds

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Give quiche a chance!

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Your life is in great danger...

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'I recently became a veggie.'

Free Range / Deranged

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"Butcher!"

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

'I was very clear when I ordered. I'm a vegetarian, no worm toppings!'

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

'And they said we couldn't create meat in a test tube.'

"Gracie, I think you're too young to be a vegetarian..."

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."