Former Vegetarian Pillows

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Heart Disease Menu

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

No Dogs Allowed

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Free Range / Deranged

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

All his life, Prof. van Donkle was a vegetarian who respected animals. It didn't help.

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

Let's hope they're vegetarians!

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

"Butcher!"

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'

A family cowers in fear as their chicken dinner gets up and walks around.

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options