Former Vegetarian T-Shirts

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Heart Disease Menu

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

No Dogs Allowed

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Free Range / Deranged

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

"Butcher!"

Let's hope they're vegetarians!

All his life, Prof. van Donkle was a vegetarian who respected animals. It didn't help.

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'

A family cowers in fear as their chicken dinner gets up and walks around.