Meat Lover Turned Veg-head T-Shirts

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

Vegetarian Birds

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

No Dogs Allowed

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

Free Range / Deranged

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

"If it's of any comfort, the irony of you being a vegetarian is not lost on us."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Butcher!"

'Because she lets me put chocolate syrup on them. That's why I never complain about eating my vegetables at Grandma's.'

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

'I just stopped by to tell you how much I hate you.'

'A few over here, please.'

Freshly shaved ham.

'Carrot daiquiri, please.'

'I was very clear when I ordered. I'm a vegetarian, no worm toppings!'

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

'Of course our veggie burgers are good. We deep fat fry them.'