Vegetarian At Heart T-Shirts

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."

'Talk about weird cravings: I felt like tofu yesterday...'

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

"The Hendersons have invited us to a tofu party."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

No Dogs Allowed

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Rabbit being eaten.

Meatless Burgers

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"If it's of any comfort, the irony of you being a vegetarian is not lost on us."

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Protesting Asparagus

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"