Vegetarian At Heart T-Shirts

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."

'Talk about weird cravings: I felt like tofu yesterday...'

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

"The Hendersons have invited us to a tofu party."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

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'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

No Dogs Allowed

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Rabbit being eaten.

"If it's of any comfort, the irony of you being a vegetarian is not lost on us."

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

Meatless Burgers

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

Protesting Asparagus

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'