Vegetarian Aficionado T-Shirts

'Carrot daiquiri, please.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Vegetarian Birds

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Pea

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Runner Bean...

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Peas on Earth.

Roasted Peppers

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."