Vegetable Aficionados T-Shirts

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

Vegetarian Bookshop - books include War and Peas, Goodbye Mr Chips.

"The greengrocer had run right out of carrots!"

Spring a Leek

baby sweetcorn...

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Pea

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Runner Bean...

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Peas on Earth.