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'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

baby sweetcorn...

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Vegetarian Birds

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Pea

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Runner Bean...

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.