Vegetarian Enthusiasts Gifts

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

baby sweetcorn...

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

Vegetarian Birds

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Pea

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Runner Bean...

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

Peas on Earth.