Vegan Enthusiasts Gifts

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

Health Foods: Closed Due to Illness

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

baby sweetcorn...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

See you at the farmers market!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Roasted Peppers

'Rob is a vegan.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Peas on Earth.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'