Vegan Enthusiasts Mugs

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

Health Foods: Closed Due to Illness

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

baby sweetcorn...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

See you at the farmers market!

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Roasted Peppers

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Rob is a vegan.'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'