Vegan Food Enthusiast Gifts

"One vegetarian meal, one vegan meal, and one box of eucalyptus leaves."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

See you at the farmers market!

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Two vegans, please."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

Pea

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Roasted Peppers

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Peas on Earth.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Rob is a vegan.'