Vegan Foodie Gifts

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"Two vegans, please."

Man in vegan retaurant: 'I'll eat anything with a pulse.'

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

"I can tell you're enjoying your alternative-meat burger. Look at the beet juice running down your chin!"

Vegan Menu

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Vegetarian Birds

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Rob is a vegan.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Free salad bar.

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

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Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'