Vegan Advocates Gifts

"Good luck with your interview, and don't forget to mention that you are a gender neutral, vegan, climate change campaigner."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Heart Disease Menu

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Always eat your broccoli."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

The day the salad got tossed

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

Go Veggie...

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'