Vegan Advocates Pillows

"Good luck with your interview, and don't forget to mention that you are a gender neutral, vegan, climate change campaigner."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Heart Disease Menu

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Always eat your broccoli."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

How Kale Took Over the World

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

The day the salad got tossed

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

Go Veggie...