Vegan Supporter Pillows

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Rejected Major League Expansions

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Rob is a vegan.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Heart Disease Menu

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

DIY Butchers

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Always eat your broccoli."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

The day the salad got tossed

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'