Vegetarian Supporter Pillows

Heart Disease Menu

Vegetarian Birds

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Free salad bar.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

No Dogs Allowed

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Free Range / Deranged

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

Rejected Major League Expansions

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

All his life, Prof. van Donkle was a vegetarian who respected animals. It didn't help.

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

Let's hope they're vegetarians!

"I'll tell you what this means Margaret; millions of vegans are feeling quite smug right now, and the price of cheese is going to go through the roof on Monday!"

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"Butcher!"

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'

A family cowers in fear as their chicken dinner gets up and walks around.