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"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

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Free salad bar.

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'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

No Dogs Allowed

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Free Range / Deranged

You are what you eat.

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

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Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Butcher!"

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

Let's hope they're vegetarians!

All his life, Prof. van Donkle was a vegetarian who respected animals. It didn't help.

"I'll tell you what this means Margaret; millions of vegans are feeling quite smug right now, and the price of cheese is going to go through the roof on Monday!"

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

A family cowers in fear as their chicken dinner gets up and walks around.