Vegan Supporter Prints

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Rejected Major League Expansions

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Heart Disease Menu

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Rob is a vegan.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

DIY Butchers

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Always eat your broccoli."

The day the salad got tossed

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'