Vegan Enthusiast Prints

Vegan Cat

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'I need time off to cycle to a vegan picnic at Stonehenge.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Is there a vegan option?'

'Annie's Gatorade - no animals were harmed in the making of this drink!'

Las Vegas: Note - Our menus have changed. We now cater to vegans.

The Vegan Marriage Had a Bad Start

"Margareth is such a snob. Now, bedsides walking on two legs, she says that she is not a herbivore, but a vegan."

"Well, it seems we've run out of condemned criminals and Christians. Do you think maybe we could keep the crowd happy if we tried throwing in some overly strident vegans?"

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

"We're a Vegan Drive Thru so we don't have any Happy Meals or even somewhat pleasurable meals."

"We've been neutered, declawed and switched to a vegan diet. What more could she possibly do to us?"

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Epiphany: Megan goes vegan.

Tofu bi-products.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'Ugh! Your bloody father's become a vegan'

"First I was sceptical about vegan food but now I really like it. In fact, this is my third vegan this week."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

I want to introduce Herbert to your pet monkey. Mortkey? He's not my pet. He can be Herbert's new friend - His first talking animal friend. They'll be like brothers. Herbert will be so much less lonely. Wait! Unless

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"But enough about me and why I find your yoga practice, vegan diet and leftist philosophy so annoying – let’s talk about you."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!