Vegan Advocate Gifts

"Is there a vegan option?"

'No, I didn't attend the stakeholders meeting because, being a vegan, I refuse to even look at meat.'

"There it is again...tap tap...tap tap.."

"Now would seem an ideal time to acquaint you with the health benefits of a vegan diet."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

Yet another reason to tackle global warming...

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

G20: Police are well prepared.

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Here you go. I found a brand that doesn't test on animals."

"Soy milk, soy burgers... Imagine being replaced by a bean!"

'Do you mind if I don't say 'cheese'? . . . I'm a vegan.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"The vet wants me to go vegan so it's going to be catch and release for a while."

Bounty Burger

"He ordered the Meat Lovers Pizza and they all went berserk ... "

Crime Hate Lout

"This candidate's so green, he throws his supporters plant-based red meat."

Florist advertises as being organic and plant based.

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

Beyond meet

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'