Vegan Sympathizer Gifts

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Heart Disease Menu

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Always eat your broccoli."

The day the salad got tossed

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

Go Veggie...

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."