Vegan Sympathizer Mugs

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Heart Disease Menu

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Always eat your broccoli."

The day the salad got tossed

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Go Veggie...

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'