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'No, I haven't heard that the FDA has taken broccoli off the market.'

Donkey searches for carrots on eBray.

"I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces when I tell them their meager side salads were grown right here in Brooklyn!"

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Pea

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'