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'No, I haven't heard that the FDA has taken broccoli off the market.'

Donkey searches for carrots on eBray.

"I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces when I tell them their meager side salads were grown right here in Brooklyn!"

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

Where we get veggie burgers

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

The discovery of asparagus.

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."