Vegetable Connoisseur T-Shirts

Man of refinement trying to teach a street salesman to say 'asparagus' rather than 'sparrow-grass'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Allotment

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

See you at the farmers market!

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Full English Breakfast.

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Regular service or affected?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'