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"I really need to start a good core work out program!"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

Raptures

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Farmer and FIsherman

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."