Vegetable Admirer Gifts

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

"I really need to start a good core work out program!"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Raptures

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

The discovery of asparagus.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

See you at the farmers market!

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

At the market

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

'What are you eating now?'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'