Vegetable Patch Admirer Gifts

'Have you lost the plot?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Taking it easy

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Poinsettia

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

"Leftover seeds."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

The Confused Gardener

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

Weeping Willow

"What makes you think he's new in town?"

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'