Vegetable Patch Admirer Gifts

'Have you lost the plot?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

The discovery of asparagus.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Taking it easy

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Poinsettia

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

The Confused Gardener

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"Leftover seeds."

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

Weeping Willow

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

"What makes you think he's new in town?"

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'