Veggie Patch Lover Gifts

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'What are you eating now?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'He's all eyes!'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

"Albino broccoli mum!"