Veggie Patch Explorer Gifts

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Leftover seeds."

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

The Confused Gardener

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

Rabbits on Pinterest

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

Genetically Modified Carrots

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"

The cost of home grown vegetables