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'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"So I can eat better here at work."

The Confused Gardener

I've got lettuce, snow peas and radishes planted. Seeds. Next I'll plant beans, zucchini, leeks and chard. Plus tomatoes and basil. A lot of work for stuff no one wants to eat.

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

"Leftover seeds."

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

Hey, those are not menus!

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

Rabbits on Pinterest

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"Vegetarian" is such a predictable phase. You'll grow out of it. Teddy? A word please. Come on, dad! You know I'm right. You may be. But your sister is stubborn. She digs in her heels. So? You added 5 years to her predictable vegetarian phase. I didn't predict that. Best colleges for Vegetarians.

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

Genetically Modified Carrots

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"