Vegetable Patch Enthusiast Gifts

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Leftover seeds."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

You will always find a spot to garden

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"So I can eat better here at work."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

I've got lettuce, snow peas and radishes planted. Seeds. Next I'll plant beans, zucchini, leeks and chard. Plus tomatoes and basil. A lot of work for stuff no one wants to eat.

The Confused Gardener

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

Football and Pumpkin

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

The cost of home grown vegetables

'Have you lost the plot?'

ducks embarrassing a gardener

Un-scary Scarecrow

'I never used to like brussels sprouts, but they're growing on me!'

Gardening for Beginners - 'Hot water or cold?'

Oh no - Vegelanties !