Vegetable Patch Prankster Gifts

Night of the Latkes

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Where are you going?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

The Confused Gardener

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'

"Leftover seeds."

Go Veggie...

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

Runaway leaf.

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."