Plant-based Pranksters Gifts

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

Night of the Latkes

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Where are you going?'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"It was worth a try."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Go Veggie...

International Carrot Day April 4th

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Vegan Insomnia

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"Here's Pollen!"

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'

If Newton...was hit by a tomato.

Runaway leaf.

Bathing Flowers.

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'