Plant-based Pranksters Pillows

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

"Remember what happens in vegans stays in vegans."

Night of the Latkes

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Where are you going?'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"It was worth a try."

Go Veggie...

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

International Carrot Day April 4th

Vegan Insomnia

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"Here's Pollen!"

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

Runaway leaf.

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Bathing Flowers.