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'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Where are you going?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Go Veggie...

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Clown watering his flowers.

"It was worth a try."

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"Here's Pollen!"

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

Bathing Flowers.

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'

"Lose those fantasies of exacting vengeance from the afterlife. Our best hope is a mild case of salmonella."

Runaway leaf.

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'