Plant-based Prankster Pillows

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

"No thanks. Me Vegan!"

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."

Small bald child tapping a boiled egg is being tapped on the head by a hatched chick

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"How long...well, it started about a year after I became a vegetarian."

"Stop eating you greens!"

Ghost Train for vegans...

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Where are you going?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

International Carrot Day April 4th

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Go Veggie...

Vegan Insomnia

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'