Plastic Plant Prankster Gifts

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Where are you going?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Wishing Well

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Go Veggie...

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Clown watering his flowers.

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"Here's Pollen!"

Before the linear accelerator.