Pollen Prankster Gifts

"Fresh pollen?"

"Here's Pollen!"

Night of the Latkes

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"It was a botched surgery."

'Where are you going?'

Cow Pollen

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

"It was worth a try."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Clown watering his flowers.

Hay fever hotline.

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'I love the smell of spring!'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'Hell for Bees.'

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Acme Pest Control

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'