Pollen Prankster Gifts

"Fresh pollen?"

"Here's Pollen!"

Night of the Latkes

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"It was a botched surgery."

'Where are you going?'

Cow Pollen

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Hay fever hotline.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Clown watering his flowers.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"It was worth a try."

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Hell for Bees.'

'I love the smell of spring!'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Acme Pest Control

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'