Flower Prankster Gifts

I got served with an order to appear in court under the guise of a flower delivery. You got supeonyed!

Clown watering his flowers.

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'Where are you going?'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"It was worth a try."

Go Veggie...

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"Here's Pollen!"

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Acme Pest Control

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

unprunin

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

Runaway leaf.

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'