Flower Prankster T-Shirts

Clown watering his flowers.

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'Where are you going?'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"It was worth a try."

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Go Veggie...

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"Here's Pollen!"

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'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

Runaway leaf.

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'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.